envelope

relax.
contrary to linguistic inferences,
i believe timepieces should be collected rather than watched.
if you need to be somewhere later, we’ll set an alarm.

 
 

virtual

private diary

unlock my private diary to access:
my photo archive & library of uncensored photos, private diary entries containing my intimate thoughts, my private Telegram channel, a boutique (coming soon), and a few other surprises.

billing via OnlyFans, Patreon,
or
inquire for discreet option
40 per month
500 per annum

love letters

a rare opportunity to correspond with me personally via text, email, or handwritten letters. whether to stay in touch, deepen our connection, or get acquainted, let's ensure our fireworks are extra special when we next meet in the physical world.

note: texting is per diem to allow for more conversational flow, while giving me free days to focus on projects which require my sustained attention.
250 per letter, email, or diem

tête-à-tête

get acquainted virtually or stay in touch from a (social) distance, whether on a digital dinner date, virtual museum exhibits, movie night, or putting my extensive lingerie collection to good use via private virtual lingerie show

via Zoom
1000 per hour

 

physical

 

*Rates below are effective February 1, 2022, for new suitors only. Previous rate structure can be found in my Private Diary.

personal mistress

priority booking, rollover hours,
regular communication between dates

20+ hours per month
from 15 000

overnight or all day

big spoon, little spoon,
or a day filled with activities
about 14 hours
7500

dinner + a show

broadway, ballet, burlesque or basketball…
the world is our oyster
about 6 hours
5000

tasting menu

conversation is the best foreplay,
michelin stars the best aphrodisiac
about 5 hours
4500

afternoon activity

museums, gallery-hopping, or utilize my experience as a former fashion stylist by making me your personal shopper
about 4 hours
4000

tasting menu

conversation is the best foreplay,
michelin stars the best aphrodisiac
about 5 hours
5000

afternoon aphrodisiac

museums, gallery-hopping, or utilise my experience as a former fashion stylist by making me your personal shopper
about 4 hours
4500

lunch or cocktails

locking eyes over lunch or libations,
a short introductory date
about 3 hours
3000 

languid lunch

a leisurely lunch paired with
a languid afternoon
about 3 hours
4000

cocktail & a kiss

locking eyes over libations,
a short introductory date
about 2 hours
3500

café au ‘lay’

just as the title suggests:
coffee, with milk
about 1 hour
2500

 

 

notes

RUSH SCREENING

It is rare that I’m able to accommodate last-minute requests, but I’ll do my best if you screen in advance. For last minute requests from new admirers, a surcharge applies.

Add 500.

COVID

I am fully vaccinated, and required to be tested every two weeks by my academic institution, but am happy to schedule a rapid test on the day of our date.

Add 150.

COUPLES & PLUS ONES

I’ve long lived by the phrase, “the more the merrier”. I love entertaining couples.

Add 500.

If you would like me to bring a plus one, please provide separate envelopes with our individual rates enclosed.

While not mandatory, if rates differ, those possessing the utmost class typically rate match whomever’s rate is higher.

DEPOSITS & PAYMENT OPTIONS

A 25% deposit is required to guarantee our date. If you choose not to send one and I receive another request with a deposit, you will have to reschedule.

I accept cash, crypto, bank transfers, and certain gift cards.

I no longer accept credit cards, and don’t use apps like Venmo, PayPal, CashApp, etc.

Payment instructions will be made available upon completion of your screening.

CANCELLATIONS

On the extremely rare occasion that I have to cancel, I will reverse digital deposits within 48 hours. Other forms of deposits can be applied to a future date.

If you need to cancel, I'll be disappointed but I'm generally understanding.

48 Hours or More
Your deposit can be applied toward the date we reschedule for.

Less than 48 Hours
Your deposit will be taken as a cancellation fee. A new deposit will be required to reschedule.

LATE NIGHTS

I’m happiest and healthiest when I keep a consistent sleep schedule and wake before everyone else, but some experiences require exceptions. For dates concluding after 10pm, a pumpkin tax applies.

Add 1000.
(
or just make it an overnight.)

OVERNIGHTS

Dates requiring overnight accommodation should begin at the overnight venue.
(I’m not known for packing lightly).

To ensure I maintain my cheerful disposition on extended dates, I highly recommend allowing for the following:

Eight uninterrupted hours of beauty rest per night
One uninterrupted hour to get ready each morning
One hour each day for personal correspondence during multi-day travel.